The night in Mexico
To celebrate college graduation, these 3 women go down to Mexico. They party hard and land in jail, somehow. They wake up the next morning only to know that they are to be executed in the morning.
They couldn’t remember what happened the night before, though.
The red head
The first lady who is a redhead was strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She said, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”
They release her
Then they throw the switch and nothing happens. And the executioners all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they release her.
The second woman is a brunette. She is strapped in and her last words were “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”
The blonde wins!
Again they throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
Last comes a blonde. She is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.